Pirate Mel!

My name is ‘Kindly Carson’,

Or simply ‘Pirate Mel’,

I’m the kindest pirate out there,

As anyone will tell.

I used to keep a parrot,

But let it fly away,

I’m the kindest pirate out there,

As anyone will say.

Most pirates like to fight and kill,

But I prefer mu bubbles.

I’m the kindest pirate out there,

I don’t deserve no troubles!

So when it comes to voting time

And who will ‘walk the plank’,

Remember

I’m the kindest pirate out there,

So please leave my vote blank!