Q: Why does a cow wear a bell around its neck?
A: Because its horns don't work.
Q: What time is it when a elephant sits on a fence?
A: Time to fix the fence.
Q: What says "Eoo"
A: A cow with no lips.
Q: What do you call an deep sea Transformer?
A: Octopus Prime!
Q: Why don't Batman and Robin go fishing?
A: Because Robin eats all the worms.
Why are sharks mostly salt water creatures? Because pepper would make them sneeze
Q: Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? A: No, they do everything on porpoise
Q: What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
A: "It's pasture bedtime."