Friday, 6 February 2015

t4 liam & james

Q: Why does a cow wear a bell around its neck?
A: Because its horns don't work.

Q: What time is it when a elephant sits on a fence?
A: Time to fix the fence.

Q: What says "Eoo"
A: A cow with no lips.

Q: What do you call an deep sea Transformer?
A: Octopus Prime!

Q: Why don't Batman and Robin go fishing?

A: Because Robin eats all the worms.

Why are sharks mostly salt water creatures? Because pepper would make them sneeze

Q: Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? A: No, they do everything on porpoise

Q: What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
A: "It's pasture bedtime."           

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